Knox County – A 19-year-old man is charged with stealing a Bobcat front loader from a Halls landscaping nursery early Sunday morning and drunkenly attempting to drive it home.
The suspect, Joseph Michael Hall, had a perfectly good explanation for it all, though, when authorities caught up to him rolling along Maynardville Highway shortly after 7 a.m. he was naked.
“Mr. Hall stated that he was drunk and that he was trying to hide his nudity by taking the Bobcat,” the arrest warrant states.
The Bobcat was taken from Out on a Limb Nursery, 6641 Maynardville Highway.
Authorities initially were alerted when an E-911 caller reported that someone had smashed the Bobcat through a chain-link fence at the nursery and had driven away with it. Full Article
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