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Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Booze-smelling dude had it his way at Burger King

Well, this stinks.

It looks like these fast food dinners in Sebastian lost their whopper of an appetite real fast.

Cops responding to a report of a dude partially exposing himself through the window of a Burger King found Matthew Paul Emmett, 35, lying in the grass with a couple of Four Lokos near him, according to his arrest affidavit, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart.  Full Article

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