ST. PETERSBURG, Florida – Jarvis Sutton said he wanted three things Sunday: food, drink, and drugs.
He asked the wrong people for help getting those items, though.
Police said Sutton, 34, of St. Petersburg, called 911 approximately 80 times on Sunday. “The defendant admitted to calling 911 because he ‘wanted Kool-Aid, burgers and weed to be delivered to him,’ ” an officer wrote in an affidavit.
Sutton never got those things.
Instead, he was booked into the Pinellas County Jail.
On the way there, he started chewing foam attached to the metal caging in the back of the police cruiser. Full Article
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