After allegedly mowing down a teacher while driving drunk, nothing (ahem) screams "class" more than taking to Facebook to declare your innocence -- and tell the "haters" to "suck a dick and choke on it."
That's what an Upstate woman did over the weekend after allegedly killing a high school biology teacher near Rochester while driving drunk...at 7:45 a.m.
Just to re-emphasize the class factor, we'll repeat: police say 23-year-old Megan Merkel was driving drunk at 7:45 A.M. before running over a teacher and then telling the world to "suck a dick and choke on it."
According to various reports from Upstate media outlets, Merkel was driving northbound on Route 250 in Penfield, a suburb of Rochester, alongside her recently paroled boyfriend, 22-year-old Mark Scerbo, who was driving his motorcycle next Merkel's car. More
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