Shoplifter Hid Steaks In Colostomy Bag

South Carolina – David Samuel Hoyt (picture), 55, arrested yesterday for shoplifting rib eye steaks from a Food Lion smuggled meat out of the store in his colostomy bag, according to a police interview with the suspect’s girlfriend.

Cops were called Tuesday afternoon to the Food Lion after employees reported that “an older white male” stole $75 worth of rib eye steaks.

The workers said that the man drove away from the Roebuck store in a green Nissan (the license plate for which they copied down).

Angela Woody, Hoyt’s 47-year-old girlfriend, offered a police lieutenant further details about her beau’s steak heist. “Mrs. Woody confirmed that Mr. Hoyt had taken meat from Food Lion by putting it in his colostomy bag,” a deputy noted. More

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