UK – A hapless crook glued paper hankies to his face in an attempt to hold up his local bookies where he had been a regular.
Douglas Stewart also stuffed tissues inside his mouth to hide his accent and scrawled his robbery demands on the back of a letter from bosses banning him from the betting shop.
Not surprisingly the 48-year-old’s plot failed when the cashier recognised him instantly.
Previously, bosses had told Stewart in a letter that he was no longer welcome at the betting shop – and he scrawled his robbery demands on the back of it. More
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